Moronic Youtube Commentors

In theory, social media sites are a fine idea but in practice they
leave something to be desired. Youtube being one of the prime
examples. You can make your own videos and post them for the
world to see and leave them open to comments by others to get
feedback on your work.

Some people however see the comments option as an opportunity
to be a dickhead and take a shit on someone else's time and effort.
It's the internet, we all know to expect to run across these idiots
from time to time but it never ceases to amaze me that these
morons feel the overwhelming need to degrade someone else's
work by posting childishly pointless insults.

More often than not they are under thirty and have never
posted any videos themselves, most likely for the simple
reason they know what goes around comes around and
payback is Hell. I have one or two friends that post vids
to Youtube and have to give them credit for not giving into
the temptation to sink to the same level of idiocy. Though I
suspect a heartfelt "Fuck you!" would make them feel better
once in a while.

Why is this one of those things that pisses me off? Easy, anyone
capable of using a computer and getting on the internet should
be capable of acting like they have some basic manners and
remember the advice their dear old mothers should have pounded
into their thick skulls, if you don't have anything nice to say, STFU.

As it turns out, I'm not the only person that has a few personal
gripes about the subject and other little annoyances on Youtube.
What better way to express them than with humor?

The 12 Fuck you's of Youtube



Yours Truly,

Dick McPlenty P.I. (pissed indefinitely)

Arrogant People

You have to love these people. By their very word they are
"The Shit". and they will gladly rub how good they are in
your face as often as they can. Personally, I think these are
people that are compensating for a smaller set of reproductive
organs.

Most of the time they are no talent hacks that are trying to
impress people with their alleged skills. On a rare occasion
they are talented people that never heard of the word humility
before. Quite often they will refer to themselves as authors, poets,
or artists and are usually just talented enough to make a ten
year old feel bad about themselves.

If they produce any of their "art" they usually tell you all
about how high the quality of the materials and workmanship
are. Quite frequently they will hang a price tag on it that would
make a Rodeo Drive boutique blush with shame. They'll also
make claims about their clientèle that deep down you know
are just pure high grade bullshit.

If they write they usually produce gibberish that makes you
have to read it several times before you decide they handed
their keyboard over to an insane chimpanzee on meth. Good
writers are easy to spot. Bad writers make you want to gouge
out both eyes and refuse to learn Braille.

What amuses me on the internet is seeing these jerks claim
they ignore hate mail and flames. If they ever stopped to
consider that they are utter pricks they might realize why
they have to ignore hate mail and flames.


Yours Truly,

Dick McPlenty P.I. (pissed indefinitely)